WE’RE STRONGER?!?!?

By Rich Glanzer

Heidi Strobel is off the hook. Her comment of being the "mastermind" of her tribe and pulling all the strings, used to be the dumbest thing any Survivor ever said.

However last night when Kim Mullen told Jeff Probst, "We’re stronger" when referring the relationship of her female tribemates to the males, took the cake. And they can end the show, tear it down, and close shop, because it won’t get dumber than that.

How is Kim stronger than anyone??? How dare she use the word we??? She has not lifted one finger to help her tribe, and has lost every battle thrown at her in every challenge. Her 39 year old opponent Janu Tonrell dominated her as if Kim was a three year old. Yet Kim is now stronger than Bobby Jon?? Give me a break. Kim is quite possibly the weakest Survivor ever, and it took an act of a coward, for her to make it this long. And that coward was her boyfriend on the show, Jeff Wilson. But at least Kim didn’t quit like Jeff did. Kim couldn’t quit because she never actually started. Her strategy of letting her teammates win all the immunities so she wouldn’t be voted off didn’t really work out too well did it??

As for the other girls being stronger than the guys in the group, well I’ll disagree with that one as well. Stephanie is great. She’s one of my favorite Survivor’s of all time. She was the last girl standing in that great water competition, when everyone had to carry 20 pounds on their back. She easily has beaten her opponents in the other head to head battles as well. But she’s not really going up against Bird and Magic in their primes here. I would have liked to seen her go up against Coby, because I think she would have given him much harder a time than James did. But until she goes up against the guys in a head to head battle, I don’t want to hear how much stronger she is than Bobby Jon. If I remember correctly and I do, Bobby Jon was the one carrying the extra weight in the water walking challenge. Bobby Jon is the one that matched up against that freak Tom, who looks like will join the ranks of Colby, Rupert, and Boston Rob as the most dominant players ever.

And as for Angie, I’m sorry, but beating Caryn twice isn’t anything to brag over. Though Tom must have been jealous because I’m sure he’s wanted to do that to Caryn ever since she complained about switching beaches.

So let’s save this girl power to when they truly deserve it. And that time, isn’t now.

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